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First lady: Mera kid bohot fast english bolta hai.
Second lady: Beta bolke dikha.
Funny Kid: english english english english english... |
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Laloo: Beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho. Sasura ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi.
Funny Son: Kya baat kartay ho papa sab ki sab check kar kay laya hoon.
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Customer: Sardarji lassi me makkhi hai.
Funny Sardar: Oye chupkar dil bada rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi. |
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Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun. Starting salary Rs.2000/-. Theek hai?
Laloo: U R great sir! Gaddi STARTkarane ki salary is o.k.......but? ? Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai... sir jio? |
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Doctor to Pakistani: Bahi Sa'ab, aap ko brain tumour hai.
Pakistani: Oh, that's GREAT !!.
Doctor: Aap itni khush kiyun hai?
Pakistani: Iss se yeh sabit hota hai ke mere paas brain hai.
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